Useful things to do when Sick

1. Sit very still
2. Take a day off work
3. Procrastinate over completing things that should have been done at least last week ago if not before
   
4. Watch Firefly
5. Drink hot lemon drinks
6. Complete valuable questionnaires
7. Post results on your blog

Your results:
You are Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)

Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 90% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 80% Inara Serra (Companion) 70% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60% River (Stowaway) 60% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 55% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 45% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 40% Alliance 30% Wash (Ship Pilot) 20% A Reaver (Cannibal) 0%

You are good at fixing things. You are usually cheerful. You appreciate being treated with delicacy and specialness.

Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test

How to Make Your Own Bed #5

Now - onto the bed! After a mighty lot of cleaning and sorting Nikki and I set off to Ikea, flexed our muscles and managed to lift, buy and wheel the bed to the delivery counter, and the next day it was delivered. I then set about putting it together, luckily Terry came to help and then Drew and David came to help......



....and after lots of hammering and screwing I had almost made my own bed.

How to Make Your Own Bed #4

Finally finally after a few months of meetings with the slimy mortgage man, discovering the ins and outs of insurance, paying too much money to the Home Office for a Resident's Permit, and walking down Balham High Road carrying £4000 in cash, I was presented with the keys to my new humble abode. This is what it looked like.......



Note the dirty cream walls and pink carpet

Some very kind friends helped with all manner of things over 3 weekends



and it soon looked like this




So, on the 21st December it was time to move. Again, some very kind friends came to help. This was what it looked like in the old flat.

This is what it looked like outside the old flat when the removal van didn't arrive, so we had to have a little picnic on the pavement along with all my belongings

.....and this is what it looked like in the new flat once everything was moved in

.....so being Christmas time, I set about cleaning the house!

How to Make Your Own Bed #3

Ok Ok ....so there has been a delay since the last post.....well I have been mightily busy.....and over the course of the next few weeks you will discover exactly what that busyness has entailed...but, first of all back to the bed story, for bed is one of the most important places in the world....

I set off in search of a space that matched my sums. Along the way I added a few other criteria which I list below for your reading pleasure

1. 3 minutes walk from the tube
2. 10 minutes walk from Church
3. A short-ish cycle ride to school
4. A bus stop a very short walk away for when it rains
5. A place to store my bicycle that is nice and safe
6. Somewhere that needs minimal renovation work
7. Somewhere happy
8. A short walk from a major supermarket so it is easy to carry the shopping home
9. A short walk from a cafe so there is somewhere to do some reading on a Saturday
10. A place that is easy for others to travel to so some people will come and visit

Now, looking for a place to keep a bed is not a straightforward task, as fellow bed shaped space hunters will know, especially when it has to have all of the above, as well as being affordable and in London.

Lo and behold, I stumbled upon a building that looks like this

I asked the slimy estate agent all about the building and looked at some studio apartments that were way too expensive. Then I found a non-slimy estate agent who showed me a studio apartment that looked like this


I was disappointed to discover that the chair on the bed, the cowboy boots and wet towel were not included in the asking price. I tested this very tidy studio against my criteria only to discover

1. It is literally 3 minutes walk from the tube
2. It is 10 minutes walk from Church
3. It is a 4 mile cycle ride to school
4. There is a bus stop directly at the front of the building
   
5. There is lock up storage for bicycles
   
6. A bit of paint and a new carpet would make it livable
   
7. All of the people I saw in the building and the porters smiled at me
   
8. A 4 minute walk away are Sainsburys, Waitrose and M&S Simply Food, and a marvellous organic food store, library, chemist and Woolworths.
9. There are 3 cafes and 4 restaurants across the road, and another 5 cafes 4 minutes walk away
10. Lots of my friends travel past the building on their way to and from work.
    

Taking all of this into account I made an offer and a day later made another offer and it was accepted!! My heart skipped a beat or three and I felt the mortgage burden settle upon my shoulders and I bid goodbye to the idea of working part time.

You can read more about the building here

How to Make Your Own Bed #2

So....I was on the hunt for a bed shaped space to keep the bed in. I found a few spaces, but unfortunately the people who owned the spaces wouldn't let me keep my bed there. Which brought up a new problem, it seemed that I needed to own some space in order to own a bed! Armed with this knowledge, I pulled out the accounts, calculator, pen and paper and started doing sums. Luckily, the sums I chose to do worked out very nicely with all the correct answers! This accomplished, I set off in search of a space that matched the answers to the sums. Here are some spaces I considered.........






.............unfortunately, none of these spaces matched the sums



But fortunately, the sums were greater than these spaces - but only just!!

How to Make Your Own Bed #1

Well.....first of all it is important to have your own bed - which unfortunately I did not. For the last 11 years I have slept in beds that have been on loan for one reason or another. Many different sorts of beds.....the three quarter bed in Newcastle, the futon in Japan (yes - one of those ones that i would roll up and put away everyday, and hang over the balcony railing and beat with the futon beater!), the lumpy double bed with the saggy bits in the bedsit when I first came to London, and the bed I have had for the last 6 years - a divan bed - bright green circle pattern on the mattress which belongs to the vicar and his wife. I have been very fond of some of these beds - especially the most recent one - because it was rather comfy - but still.......it wasn't my own bed. What is a girl to do??????

There was only one viable option to solve this situation and it was simply to buy my own bed!!! Easy!......buying a bed is easy - I can do that - the tricky part was finding a place to put it, keep it and sleep in it.....this is where the fun starts......part 2 coming soon.....stay tuned.



My most recent bed....notice the teasmade on the bedside table



The balcony in Japan looked like this on airing day......(somebody elses image...but gives you the idea)